“Sucker Punch”

I never met
A man
Who boasted about
Getting his
Ass kicked

They have
All been
Champions

No one
Has ever been
Anything except
Righteous,
Even famous

I’d love to meet
A man
Who confesses
Not to
Crimes
But to
Humiliation, depravity, indignity

A real loser

I would shake his hand

Then I would know
I am not
The only
Skunk that stinks